Add a little shaft to your shower with this hilariously bold bathroom upgrade! The Wask Penis Novelty Soap Dispenser in Purple brings pure comedy gold to your daily scrub-down. It’s the perfect way to say, “Clean hands, dirty mind.”
Features You’ll Love
- Ridiculously funny design that doubles as a conversation starter
- Bold purple colour makes it pop on any countertop
- Fully functional dispenser for soap, sanitizer, or lotion
- Easy to refill and clean—just twist, fill, and get pumpin’
- A gift-worthy gag for bachelorettes, birthdays, or white elephant mayhem
Dimensions
- Height: Approx. 7 inches of pure personality
- Width: Wide enough to raise eyebrows, not alarms
- Capacity: Enough to get you through many hand-washings (and laughs)
How to Use
- Twist off the top (gently, it’s sensitive).
- Fill with your favourite liquid soap or sanitizer.
- Pump from the tip for a truly unforgettable experience.
- Try not to laugh every single time—it’s impossible.
Why You’ll Love It
- Turns awkward silences into cackling chaos
- Makes personal hygiene suspiciously more exciting
- Works surprisingly well, which somehow makes it funnier
- Great for bathrooms, guest rooms, or that one friend with zero filter
Why You’ll Want It
- Not just a novelty—it’s a conversation piece
- Perfect gift for prank lovers, bachelorette parties, and class clowns
- Because life’s too short for boring soap dispensers
Why Choose Bed Time Toys
- Curated collection of naughty-but-nice novelty gifts
- Fast, discreet shipping across Canada and the U.S.
- Supporting laughs, love, and pleasure since day one
- Proudly Canadian-owned and sass-approved
Get clean the dirty way—snag your Wask Penis Soap Dispenser today and pump some giggles into your handwashing routine!
